stevenstelfox:

puckling:

asuitcasefullofllamas:

puckling:

I just watched this, hypnotized, for a good minute. 

you bet i was going to find the video for this
In the Wild West, we follow the comings and goings of a cocky cowboy who falls in love with a Diva.
[link]

I knew someone would find the thing. In this case the thing is a six minute animated Wild West short populated entirely by walking penises. Thank you friend, for sharing. 

stevenstelfox:

puckling:

asuitcasefullofllamas:

puckling:

I just watched this, hypnotized, for a good minute. 

you bet i was going to find the video for this

In the Wild West, we follow the comings and goings of a cocky cowboy who falls in love with a Diva.

[link]

I knew someone would find the thing. In this case the thing is a six minute animated Wild West short populated entirely by walking penises. Thank you friend, for sharing. 

  
01Sep14reblog

readtheaboutpage:

donejustdone:

500daysofevilexes:

loseegoose:

 

This is legit.

More PSAs need to stop worrying about offending people and get down to the nitty gritty like this. It’s the only way to open so many eyes.

shit

If people are offended, they are probably guilty.

  
01Sep14reblog
npr:

Meet the Squirrel Whisperer (photo courtesy of the Squirrel Whisperer's FB page.)
  
01Sep14reblog

tablespoons:

loling-in-the-deep:

imagine if your name was a swear word

motherfucker can you please come down to the office

omg at first i thought u meant like ur name was used as a swear word 

shut the brittany up go chris yourself

  
01Sep14reblog

jackiebeulahburkhart:

sherlocksmyth:

"why didn’t you do your homework over the holidays?"

image

This is the best thing I’ve ever seen

  
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tastefullyoffensive:

"I nominate Mona Lisa and the Girl with the Pearl Earring." [via]

tastefullyoffensive:

"I nominate Mona Lisa and the Girl with the Pearl Earring." [via]

  
01Sep14reblog

sargenut:

cr1tikal is gonna be on his death bed and his last words are probably going to be a monotonous, sarcastic “well fuck my asshole”

yes  
  
01Sep14reblog

ekarusryndren:

anotherfirebender:

m1ssred:

chemical reaction

*how to spawn demons: a beginner’s guide to chemistry

image

  
01Sep14reblog

heathicorn:

am i the only one who rehearses things i might say in advance? and I don’t mean like my theoretical oscars acceptance speech i mean like what i’ll say to the pizza guy when I answer the door in my pjs

  
01Sep14reblog

plantvibes:

cute date idea: let me sleep in your bed for hours on end because I’m tired of being a person

  
31Aug14reblog
"I can’t think of anything but nights with you."
Zelda Fitzgerald to Scott Fitzgerald, 1919 (via stonedsicko)
  
31Aug14reblog

kfcofficial:

im not even a 2nd choice im like an 8th choice sometimes a 10th

  
31Aug14reblog

a few friendly reminders

thepoetspace:

  1. you don’t owe anyone your time, energy, or truth.
  2. it’s not your job to convince people to stay in your life.
  3. everybody leaves at some point.
  4. be the kind of friend you want
  5. 'no' is not the end of the world
  6. anything that is for you, will be for you.
  
31Aug14reblog

danisnotonfire + eclipse t-shirt

  
31Aug14reblog